* BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
NASA CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!
RAJNIKANTH BOUGHT ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI....
* 1 DAY RAJINI GOT ANGRY ON HIS SWEEPER BOY SO HE KICKED HIM SO HARD THAT HE WENT FLYING IN THE SKY TODAY THAT BOY IS KNOWN AS HARRY POTTER!!!
CHEEERS TO RAJINI!
* One day rajini dint want to go to school ...that day is known as sunday
* The pyramids of Egypt are actually Rajinikanth's Primary School Geometry Project.. ;)
* Eminem to Rajinikanth : I'm not afraid
Rajinikanth to Eminem : I love the way you lie..
* Roger Federer: i hv each n evry knowledge abt tennis....u can ask me anythin...
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Rajinikanth: k tel me,hw mny holes r der in d NET?
* Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
* Few years back Raninikanth gave change to a begger singing on the road today he is known as 50 cents....
* after 50 years.......the Robots will make a movie......called "Rajnikanth" !-
* Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice...
* 1 dy rajnikant gt tired n rested on a building......dt building is nw called Leaning Tower of Pisa-
* Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain...
* Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.-
* Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
* do u kno y rajnikant does not burst crackers
lst tym rajnikant bursted cracker...it became so big dt v call it sun!
* Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
* Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog
* Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage
* When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
* Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
* Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea
* Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile
* Rajinikanth can answer a missed call
* Lif is same...
20 years back - School bag.
Today - Office bag.
20 years back - Lekhak Note book.
Today - HP Note book.
20 years back - Hero Ranger.
Today - Hero Honda.
20 years back - Half pants.
Today - Full pants.
20 years back - Playing with plastic car running on battery & remote.
Today - Playing with metal car running on petrol and gear.
20 years back - Scared of Teachers and exams.
Today - Scared of Bosses and targets.
20 years back - Wanting to be class topper.
Today - Wanting to be 'Employee of the month'.
20 years back - Quarterly exams.
Today - Quarterly results.
20 years back - Annual School Magazine.
Today - Company Annual Report.
20 years back - Annual exams.
Today - Annual appraisals.
20 years back - Pocket money.
Today - Salary.
20 years back - Waiting for Diwali crackers.
Today - Waiting for Diwali bonus.
20 years back - Running after grades and prize cups.
Today - Running after incentives and promotions.
20 years back - Craving for the latest toy in the market.
Today - Craving for the latest gadget in the market
20 years back - Eager to watch the latest cartoon show.
Today - Eager to watch the latest blockbuster.
20 years back - Crush on class mate.
Today - Crush on colleague.
20 years back - Fruity.
Today - Brandy.
So essentially nothing has changed Except the Age....!!
